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Adam and Eve Jokes (3)
Q: Do you know why Adam and Eve had the perfect marriage?
A: He didn't have to listen to her talk about all the other men she COULD have married, and she didn't have to put up with his Mother!
One day the Lord came to Adam to bring him some news.
"I've got some good news and some bad news" said the Lord.
Adam looked at the Lord and said,
"Well, give me the good news first."
Smiling, the Lord explained,
"I've got two new organs for you.
One is called the brain.
It will allow you to be very intelligent, create new things and have intelligent coversations with Eve.
The other organ I have for you is a called a penis.
It will allow you to reproduce your own intelligent new lifeform and populate this planet.
Eve will be very happy that you now have this organ to give her children."
Adam, very excited, exclaimed
"These are great gifts you have given me. What could possibly be bad news after such great tidings?"
The Lord looked upon Adam and said with great sorrow,
"the bad news is that when I created you I only gave you enough blood to operate one of these organs at a time."
Sometimes women are overly suspicious of their husbands.
When Adam stayed out very late for a few nights, Eve became upset.
"You're running around with other women," she charged.
"Yor're being totally unreasonable," Adam responded. "You are the only woman on Earth!"
The quarrel continued until Adam fell asleep, only to be awakened by Eve poking him in the chest.
"What do you think you're doing?" Adam demanded.
"Counting your ribs...!?"
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