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Jokes Adam and Eve Jokes Displaying items by tag: eve
Jokes Adam and Eve Jokes Displaying items by tag: eve
Displaying items by tag: eve
Sunday, 08 August 2010 16:58
Eve's Jealousy
Sometimes women are overly suspicious of their husbands.
When Adam stayed out very late for a few nights, Eve became upset.
"You're running around with other women," she charged.
"Yor're being totally unreasonable," Adam responded. "You are the only woman on Earth!"
The quarrel continued until Adam fell asleep, only to be awakened by Eve poking him in the chest.
"What do you think you're doing?" Adam demanded.
"Counting your ribs...!?"
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