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Wednesday, 11 August 2010 22:03
Gorilla in a bar
A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a pint of bitter.
The bartender charges him 5 pounds.
"Do you know you're the first gorilla we've had in this bar for years," the bartender says.
"At a fiver a pint," replies the gorilla, "I'm not surprised."
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Monday, 09 August 2010 22:45
Drunk in a Bar
Two guys are sitting at a bar.
One starts to insult the other one.
He screams, "I slept with your mother!"
The bar gets quiet as everyone is expecting what the other one will do.
The first yells again, "I SLEPT WITH YOUR MOTHER!"
The other one simply replies, "Go home dad, you're so drunk."
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