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Monday, 09 August 2010 22:45
Drunk in a Bar
Two guys are sitting at a bar.
One starts to insult the other one.
He screams, "I slept with your mother!"
The bar gets quiet as everyone is expecting what the other one will do.
The first yells again, "I SLEPT WITH YOUR MOTHER!"
The other one simply replies, "Go home dad, you're so drunk."
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