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Wednesday, 11 August 2010 22:03
Gorilla in a bar
A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a pint of bitter.
The bartender charges him 5 pounds.
"Do you know you're the first gorilla we've had in this bar for years," the bartender says.
"At a fiver a pint," replies the gorilla, "I'm not surprised."
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