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A moving performance of the Bard perks u…

A moving performance of the Bard perks up rush-hour commuters

The 8.46 Thameslink from West Hampstead to Blackfriars became the setting for two-minute performances from Hamlet and Two Gentlemen of Verona between stops to mark the opening of the...

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Porky pets fight flab in fit club compet…

Porky pets fight flab in fit club competition

In fact, Fifi, eight, is a morbidly obese moggy battling to lose the pounds in a competition run by an animal charity. The Bradford-based cat weighs 9.3 kilogrammes -...

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Giant pension pot could invest £2.5bn in…

They are debating a plan to unite the pension funds from the 33 boroughs, Transport for London and the London Pension Fund Authority, which looks after pensions for ex-employees...

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Vidal Sassoon dies aged 84

Vidal Sassoon dies aged 84

The 84-year-old London-born crimper who invented the "bob" hairstyle which epitomised the Swinging Sixties, died at his home in Los Angeles. "It is with great sadness that we announce...

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Royals remember Queen Mother and Margare…

Royals remember Queen Mother and Margaret

The Queen and Duke of Edinburgh arrived at St George’s Chapel in Windsor by limousine but younger members of the royal family, led by the Prince of Wales and...

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Dita’s big tease: dancer stars in Loubou…

Dita’s big tease: dancer stars in Louboutin show

A lifesize hologram-style image of burlesque queen Dita Von Teese dancing inside a giant shoe forms the centrepiece of a new London exhibition. The show is to mark French...

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Enjoy the sunshine... normal service wil…

Enjoy the sunshine... normal service will resume on Friday

London’s balmy “Mad March” spring heatwave will come to an abrupt end on Friday just as schools break up for Easter. Forecasters said Londoners enjoying the weather in Trafalgar...

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Job fears and stress lead Londoners to s…

Job fears and stress lead Londoners to skip holidays

The figure — 44 per cent — is far higher than any other region with almost a third saying they were too busy or feared losing their job. In...

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They've done goat-grabbing now Afghans w…

They've done goat-grabbing now Afghans want to give rugby a try

It is hoped the world’s newest national rugby side, formed less than a year ago, will compete in a sevens tournament this summer after honing their skills against special...

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My daughter was born with 'no blood'

My daughter was born with 'no blood'

Olivia Norton had severe anaemia, with haemoglobin levels of three grams per decilitre compared with the average for a baby of 18gm/dl, when she was delivered in September. Mother...

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Pret to recruit more British staff after…

Pret to recruit more British staff after Standard’s probe

It is launching the programme at five schools in July to attract students with paid apprenticeships leading to managerial positions, following an Evening Standard investigation into its hiring procedures. ...

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The show will go on, says actress facing…

The show will go on, says actress facing battle with breast cancer

Sally Farmiloe, 57, was given the news on Monday but has refused to pull out of the farce Carry On Brighton, which opens next week at her local Drayton...

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Affluent Chinese snap up student flats

Adrian Philpott, a director of Winkworth West End, said many are parents with children studying at universities such as LSE, King’s and UCL, as well as other law and...

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Burst main shoots water 40 feet in the a…

Water started erupting from the burst main outside a Sainsbury’s on the junction of Victoria Street and Allington Street last night at about 7.50pm. Footage shows the water gushing...

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'Death threat' at London 2012 Olympics b…

'Death threat' at London 2012 Olympics borough council meeting

The Labour politician was seized following the extraordinary confrontation last night with a woman councillor in the Olympic borough of Tower Hamlets. Screams were heard coming from the town...

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3,500 tonnes of sand for BMX track at Al…

3,500 tonnes of sand for BMX track at Alexandra Palace

About 10,000 people are expected to descend on the park this weekend to watch Red Bull’s Empire of Dirt BMX competition, which attracts 34 of the world’s best riders. ...

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Next London Mayor must make lower rents …

Next London Mayor must make lower rents a priority

The housing charity demanded candidates make the issue a top priority, after it found that those earning less than £52,000 cannot afford to rent a typical two-bedroom home in...

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Roman Abramovich to put on free music fe…

Roman Abramovich to put on free music festival

The club, which sits underneath Chelsea FC’s Stamford Bridge home, and three other nearby bars will host Fulham Fest — an evening of live music. Under the Bridge has...

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MPs to spend only 21 days out of next 75…

As well as the time away for Easter, MPs will be able to escape for a few days before the Queen’s Speech on May 9 and then have another...

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Thusha gunman should have been in jail, …

Thusha gunman should have been in jail, says mother of murdered man

Thusha, six, was left paralysed after being hit in the chest during a bungled gangland assassination in a south London convenience store on March 29 last year. As her...

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