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The number of maulings in the city has soared by 79 per cent in five years, and by 43 per cent nationally, following an inner-city craze for “status dogs”...
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Primary pupils are more active when given toys to play with at breaktime, the Institute of Youth Sport at Loughborough University found. Its Active Play Report says children are...
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Industry experts today hailed one of the most astonishing transformations in fashion history as the London-based company reported sales soaring by 18 per cent, with the biggest rises in...
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Andrew Christie, director of children’s services at the merged Westminster, Hammersmith & Fulham and Kensington and Chelsea councils claims there is no “quality control”. Controversial cases where expert witnesses...
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Oz Bayldon will be joined by a handful of other artists who will trek 18,000 feet to the summit of Mera Peak in Nepal. The 40-year-old singer hopes to...
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More than 40 rules are being introduced by Enfield, including a ban on model aircraft and roller-skating in an “annoying” or dangerous way. Adults caught breaking the new rules...
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The artistic community is breathing life into disused industrial and commercial premises that would previously have been snapped up by developers, a study from the National Federation of Artists’...
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Remind me how all this started? News of the World royal editor Clive Goodman and private investigator Glenn Mulcaire were jailed in 2007 over phone hacking after a trial...
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The alleged killer, named last night as 43-year-old One L. Goh, then stood up in the middle of a nursing lecture and started calmly spraying bullets randomly at his...
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Simon Amstell, award-winning comedian, actor/screenwriter ('Grandma’s House') and presenter ('Never Mind the Buzzcocks', 'Popworld'), returns with a...
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Damian Green said bringing in risk-based security checks would not be a panacea to reducing queues. Passengers travelling to London's Heathrow Airport from New York may well have longer...
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Dick Fedorcio, the Yard’s PR chief who resigned last month, breached a series of Met policies in hiring Neil “Wolfman” Wallis on a £1,000-a-day contract including speech writing for...
Find out more‘Bed’ murderer guilty of killing two
Sergei Zolotovsky was unanimously convicted of stabbing to death his former wife and his mother-in-law. He tried to commit suicide after the killings by slashing his wrists and setting...
Find out moreLib-Dems braced to lose 300 seats in loc…
The Deputy Prime Minister urged his activists to stay confident as he launched the Lib-Dem local election campaign. Party chiefs, though, are braced to lose between 200 and 300...
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The proposal divided the community and sparked claims of class “snobbery” after it was announced last year. Critics said the planned supermarket on a site near Abney Park cemetery...
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Protester Trenton Oldfield, 35, caused the annual race on the Thames to be stopped for about half an hour after he was spotted in the vessels’ path. Today, the...
Find out moreIf you’re able you could star in Babel
Babel will retell the Biblical tale of the Tower of Babel on an outdoor stage in Caledonian Park, north London, for12 nights next month. A cast of 300 professionals...
Find out moreLondon's latest Banksy: artwork springs …
Residents in Whymark Avenue, near Turnpike Lane, woke up to discover the trademark artwork painted on the side of the local Poundland. The store has been at the centre...
Find out morePetrol hits 140p a litre... and will soo…
The average price of unleaded today was 140.20p with diesel also at a record of 146.72p, according to the AA. The average price at London garages was 140.5p. It...
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