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Hackney gangs jailed in 'The Wire' raids

Hackney gangs jailed in 'The Wire' raids

More than 300 officers swooped in on dawn raids after a painstaking 18-month undercover police operation to infiltrate the "Pembury Boys" and the "Balance Boys" gangs. Operation Chalais was...

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Mind the property price gap, what London…

Mind the property price gap, what Londoners pay to be near the Tube

The line, which is 106 years old, has 25 stations from Elephant & Castle to Harrow & Wealdstone. Prices for property nearby have risen by 41 per cent over...

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PR chief Dick Fedorcio quits Scotland Ya…

PR chief Dick Fedorcio quits Scotland Yard

Dick Fedorcio, the Met’s director of public affairs, quit after learning he faces a gross misconduct charge for awarding a £1,000-a-day PR deal to the ex-boss nicknamed Wolfman. The...

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One in four women feels unsafe using pub…

One in four women feels unsafe using public transport in London

The survey found that women are growing increasingly concerned about staffing levels in stations and a lack of visible policing on the capital’s network. Campaigners today described the results...

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Sky’s the limit for old Tube station off…

Sky’s the limit for old Tube station offered new future

Fifteen flats and shops are planned for the site of the former Shoreditch station in Code Street, off Brick Lane, but while modern materials will be used on the...

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London taxi driver found $17,000 on his …

London taxi driver found $17,000 on his back seat – then traced the owner

Instead the 53-year-old driver realised his last fare had left it there and drove across London to reunite the owner with his money. The story unfolded when Mr Chaima...

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Whitehall 'should join fraud fight'

Whitehall 'should join fraud fight'

Audit Commission chairman Michael O'Higgins called on the head of the civil service to force them to participate - claiming there was "no defensible case" for their absence. His...

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University cheerleader falls to her deat…

Vanessa Clarke, 22, plunged more than 20 feet on to the concrete floor of a builders’ merchant warehouse at 4am on Saturday. It is still unclear why she was...

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It’s a record harvest for Chelsea Flower…

It’s a record harvest for Chelsea Flower Show touts

Black market passes are now on sale for up to £315 after all 157,000 of the £45 tickets sold out quickly. Gardener David Domoney said: “I’ve been exhibiting at...

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Women hire own midwives after trauma of …

Women hire own midwives after trauma of NHS births

This has triggered a boom for birthing “businesses” — with some reporting rises in enquiries of up to 40 per cent. The capital is experiencing a birth boom —...

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Major A&E departments face axe as NH…

Millions of Londoners will have to travel further to casualty departments as specialist units are concentrated at fewer sites, in what Hammersmith and  Fulham council leader Stephen Greenhalgh branded...

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London drenched... and bad May weather i…

London drenched... and bad May weather is set to last a month

The unsettled weather is forecast to take a turn for the worst tonight with heavy downpours due to hit the capital after midnight. But the Met Office said street...

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Cowell ‘burglar’ is not even a fan, say …

Cowell ‘burglar’ is not even a fan, say family

Leanne Zaloumis, 29, had once hoped for a career in finance but faces a lengthy prison sentence if found guilty of aggravated burglary with intent to cause grievous bodily...

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62,000 a day on roll call of truants

The percentage of pupils who skipped school without permission rose to 1.1 per cent in the last academic year, up from one per cent the year before. The Department...

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'I'm being evicted,' says east London re…

'I'm being evicted,' says east London resident who blew whistle on missiles

Brian Whelan, 28, said he will be kicked out only days before the Olympics and suggested the move was linked to his exposing of the missiles plan. The Ministry...

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Not a penny more, pledges Boris Johnson …

Not a penny more, pledges Boris Johnson over Olympics bill

Addressing fears that the cost of running the venues, especially the Olympic Stadium, would spiral after the Games were over, the Mayor said there would be no “hangover”. Launching...

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Walcott fiancée’s father was phone-hack …

Walcott fiancée’s father was phone-hack victim

Scotland Yard told John Slade that he was targeted by the defunct Sunday tabloid when the Arsenal forward was a shock pick for the World Cup squad in 2006. ...

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I owe my life to kind Twitter users who …

I owe my life to kind Twitter users who rescued me from the brink of suicide

Tamsin Sutherland, 48, daughter of renowned orchestra conductor Iain Sutherland, posted updates on the social networking site while taking a drug overdose this week. Friends and followers alerted police...

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Success in the city is leading top women…

Success in the city is leading top women to drink too much

They show many women in top company, town hall and Whitehall posts drink more than twice as much on average as female employees such as hairdressers, cleaners and factory...

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Why Galloway has been up all night after…

Why Galloway has been up all night after marrying his fourth wife, 27

The 57-year-old Respect MP married Dutch-Indonesian research assistant Putri Gayatri Pertiwi, 27, in Amsterdam on Saturday after a whirlwind romance. Speaking today outside his Streatham home, Mr Galloway, who...

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