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Friday, 20 August 2010 08:48
The boss skips work
My boss skipped work today.
He called this morning and said he was haveing a vision problem.
When I asked him what was wrong, he replied, "I just can't see myself at work today."
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Wednesday, 11 August 2010 00:26
The boss is telling jokes
The boss returned from lunch in a good mood and called the whole staff in to listen to a couple of jokes he had picked up.
Everybody, but one girl laughed uproariously.
"What's the matter?" grumbled the boss, "Haven't you got a sense of humour?"
"I don't have to laugh," she replied. "I'm leaving on Friday."
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