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Friday, 13 August 2010 23:05
Golfer's grief
Two men were out on the golf cours. As one of them was teeing off at 10th hole, which happened to be next to the motorway, they saw a funeral procession go by.
Instead of teeing off, the player removed his cap and placed it on his chest until the funeral passed.
At this point, the other man remarked, "You know, that was the most touching thing I've ever seen."
"Well," the first golfer replied, "I was married to her for 15 years. It was the least I could do."
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Wednesday, 11 August 2010 13:39
Golf clubs trade
A man tells his friend: "I've just got a set of golf clubs for my wife!"
The friend replys: "Great trade!"
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