A woman accompanies her husband to the doctor's.

After his check-up, the doctor calls the wife back.

"Your husband is suffering from a severe stress disorder," he says. "If you don't do the following, he will die."

The doctor explains: "Each morning, make him healthy breakfast. Be pleasant to him at all times. For lunch, make him a nutritious meal. In the evening, prepere something exceptional for him, because it's important he eats as varied a diet as possible. Don't burden him wiht chores. Don't discuss your problems with him. And most importantly, make love to him at least six times a week. If you can do this for the next year, I think your husband will regain his health."

On the way home, the husband asks his wife, "What did the doctor say to you?"

"He said you're going to die."