Qwestion: Why is the marriage a three-ring circus?

Answer: First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring and then the sufferRing.

Two men were out on the golf cours. As one of them was teeing off at 10th hole, which happened to be next to the motorway, they saw a funeral procession go by.

Instead of teeing off, the player removed his cap and placed it on his chest until the funeral passed.

At this point, the other man remarked, "You know, that was the most touching thing I've ever seen."

"Well," the first golfer replied, "I was married to her for 15 years. It was the least I could do."

After marrying a sweet young woman, a 90-year-old gent tells his doctor that they are expecting a baby.

"Let me tell you a story," says the doctor.

"An absent-minded fellow went hunting, but instead of a gun, he picked up an umbrella. Suddenly a bear charged him. Pointing his umbrella at the bear, he shot and killed it on the spot."

"But that's impossible!" the old man exclaims. "Somebody else must have shot that bear!"

"Exactly my point," replies the doctor.