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A woman went to a psychiatrist and said to him,
"I want to ask you about my husband. He thinks he's a refrigerator."
"Well that's nothing to worry about," said the psychiatrist. "I would say that's quite a harmless obsession."
"Yes, but the thing is," said the woman, "he sleeps with his mouth open and the little light keeps me awake at night."
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