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A man went to the doctor complaining of insomnia.
The doctor gave him a thorough examination and found absolutely nothing physicaly wrong with him, then sent him to his colegue psychiatrist.
The psychiatrist looked at the man and said to him, "Listen, if you ever expect to cure your insomnia, you have to stop taking your troubles to bed with you."
"I know," said the man, "but my wife refuses to sleep alone."
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