A man tells his friend: "I've just got a set of golf clubs for my wife!"
The friend replys: "Great trade!"
I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting clothing for all exercises.
If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!
A man went to his local gym to ask about yoga classes for beginners.
The instructor asked, "How flexible are you?"
"Well," replies the man, "I can't do Wednesdays..."